Black Veil Brides Make Toys Now

I know the timing sucks ’cause you just blew all your dough on toys of Doro’s backing band, but if you do have some extra moolah lying around — or, like me, you haven’t given your mom your Hanukkah wish list yet! — then you should definitely invest in some of the new Black Veil Brides 3D printed figurines from Staramba (which, incidentally, is the same company that makes the aforementioned Doro dolls). They’re $40 each, but you can get the whole band with a neat backdrop for a measly $370!

I know what you’re thinking: “But Axl, I don’t even like Black Veil Brides. In fact, I hate them!” I share your sentiment, friend — but have you considered how much you could have with even one of these toys? If you think I’m not so petty as to spend forty bucks on a piece of plastic for my dog to chew on while I cackle and pretend the band member is crying “Help me! Help me!” like the dude in The Fly, you do not know me well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTGSKNjrp4

Get ’em here.

[via Kerrang]