KISS’ Paul Stanley Addresses Rumors That He’s Gay, Actually Says Something Intelligent

Speaking as someone that has always hated everyone regardless of their sex, race, religion, or credo, I’ve long though Paul Stanley was a total dingleberry — because his behavior is frequently dingleberryish, regardless of who he may or may not be shtupping.

That being said, I have to give credit where credit is due… and the man definitely deserves credit for his recent response, during an interview with New Zealand’s The Breeze, he was asked about the craziest rumor he’s ever heard about himself:

“Well, the oddest, to me, was always — and it’s always persisted over time — is that I’m gay. And it’s an interesting thing, because if I were, I’d be proud to be whatever I am. As long as you’re a good person, sexual orientation and stuff like that is totally irrelevant.”

See how he was able to say “I’m a heterosexual” without belittling gays? Can you imagine Danzig or Dave Mustaine giving such a swell answer? Can you believe that said swell answer came from the dude responsible for “I Was Made for Lovin’ You”???

BTW: before the interview was over, just to really be boss, Stanley took time to remind you that he fucked your wife:

“I just kind of go, ‘Well, the boys may not understand, but the women always did.’ They got it in more ways than one.”

[via Metal Injection]