Here are Dates for the Slayer/Testament/Carcass Tour

The Slayer/Testament/Carcass tour everyone is so excited about now an itinerary, which you can peep below. This is apparently only the first leg of the tour, so don’t lose your shit if you don’t see a date near you on here. Or do lose your shit. I don’t really understand why you’d wanna keep your shit anyway. I deliberately flush mine away every time.

ANYWAY…

Feb. 19 – Riviera Theatre, Chicago, IL
Feb. 22 – War Memorial, Nashville, TN
Feb. 24 – The National, Richmond, VA
Feb. 26 – House of Blues, Myrtle Beach, SC
Feb. 27 – The Ritz, Raleigh, NC
Feb. 29 – The Fillmore, Charlotte, NC
Mar. 02 – Capitol Theatre, Port Chester, NY
Mar. 03 – The Fillmore, Philadelphia, PA
Mar. 05 – The Fillmore, Silver Spring, MD
Mar. 06 – The House of Blues, Boston, MA
Mar. 08 – LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
Mar. 09 – The Orpheum, Madison, WI
Mar. 11 – Myth, St. Paul, MN
Mar. 12 – Civic Auditorium, Fargo, ND
Mar. 14 – MacEwan Hall, Calgary, AB
Mar. 15 – Shaw Centre, Edmonton, AB
Mar. 17 – Revolution Event Center, Boise, ID
Mar. 19 – The Paramount, Seattle, WA
Mar. 20 – Roseland Ballroom, Portland, OR
Mar. 22 – Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, CA
Mar. 26 – The Joint, Las Vegas, NV