Exclusive Track Premiere: Graf Orlock’s “Difficult Decisions in the Yutani Mess Hall”


Graf Orlock - Crime Traveler LP

Fuck Star Wars: the science fiction film for which we’re most excited is Crime Traveler. Starring, written, and directed by confirmed action movie scholars Graf Orlock, Crime Traveler “tells the story of a French-Canadian assassin who discovers a wormhole and travels back in time to rewrite history in Canada’s favor.” We don’t know the release date yet, but we do know that the soon-to-be-released accompanying album is nothing short of a running kick to the balls with a steel-toed boot. There’s no beautiful girl cast members, beautiful Girls cast members, fancy-schmancy greenscreen CGI bullshit, or pandering fan service; there is only fury, stripped-down to its barest form and spit into your ears with machine gun force.

Which is why we asked the band to do a track premiere about ten seconds into our first listen of Crime Traveler. We are beyond thrilled that they obliged.

So: listen to the Crime Traveler track “Difficult Decisions in the Yutani Mess Hall” below! Turn your volume all the way up: the louder you play it, the better it sounds.

Crime Traveler comes out February 5 on Vitriol. Keep your eyes peeled to the label’s website for pre-orders.

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