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Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates

  • Axl Rosenberg

All Shall Perish have always been a politically minded band that leans far to the left. So the fact that they’ve now released this shirt featuring a blunt-smoking Bernie Sanders running down (from left to right) Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Donald Trump and Ben Carson in a tank isn’t surprising. But it is pretty friggin’ cool!

All Shall Perish Presidential Candidates Shirt

The pre-order page for the shirt specifies that even fans who don’t like Sanders should be able to enjoy this design: “Whether you support Bernie or just want to see any of these other politicians get crushed, support advancing the conversation!”

Unfortunately, the primaries will be over by the end of April, at which point the candidate for each party will have been selected, and this shirt will become instantly dated. So you’d better get yours now and wear it as much as possible in order to enjoy the reaction of people’s faces while you still can.

[via Metal Injection]

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