Something is Happening with Ozzfest

Ozzfest has a very special announcement coming soon. I know this because they because they made a very special announcement now about the very special announcement coming soon:

See?

As to whether this very special announcement coming soon is that the Ozzfest tour is returning, or that they’re doing a one-off fest like Ozzfest Japan or Ozzfest Mexico, or that they’re just finally unloading all the unsold Ozzfest ’98 shirts at a discount, I do not know. But we should have details soon, when the very special announcement comes. And if nothing else, we know this: the announcement will be very special.