Photo Caption Contest: Win a MetalSucks T-Shirt!

For last week’s Photo Caption Contest I offered a hug from yours truly. Yep, a hug! Because being hugged feels amazing, and I’m damn good at it, everyone agrees — just ask last week’s captionee Matt Heafy, who I’m fairly certain has born witness to the Neilstein hug. Here’s the winning caption to the photo at right:

• Tyler Telesco: “I see there’s some Ascendancy in my pants.”

Good job, dude. This week we’re giving away a MetalSucks t-shirt — anything you see in the official MetalSucks merch store in the size of your choosing. Here are just a few of the designs currently in stock:

All you need to do to win is comment with a caption to the below photo, and we’ll choose our favorite next Thursday and announce it here.