Slayer, Anthrax, and Death Angel to Tour North America This Fall

Slayer have announced the Manopause Repentless Tour, which will feature support from young up and comers Anthrax and Death Angel. No one under the age of thirty-five will be admitted, but there will be an AARP Early Bird discount, and the merch booths will all carry Slayer-brand blood pressure medication and adult diapers. A fun time shall be had by all.

Watch a teaser video below, and get dates below that. Remember to check with your cardiologist before buying tickets t0 make sure you’re in good enough condition to survive one of these shows.

SEPTEMBER
9 Jacob’s Pavilion, Cleveland, OH
10 Freedom Hill Amphitheatre, Detroit, MI
12 Sound Academy, Toronto, ON
13 Metropolis, Montreal, QC
15 Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
17/18 Rock Allegiance, Chester, PA*
20 Egyptian Room, Indianapolis, IN
22 The Pageant, St. Louis, MO
27 Hard Rock Live, Orlando, FL
28 Fillmore, Miami, FL
30 Horseshoe Casino Tunica, Tunica, MS

OCTOBER
3 Norva, Norfolk, VA
5 Tabernacle, Atlanta, GA
7 Gas Monkey Live, Dallas, TX
8 ACL at the Moody Theatre, Austin, TX
10 Fillmore, Denver, CO
11 The Complex, Salt Lake City, UT
13 The Wilma Theatre, Missoula, MT
17 ENMAX Center, Lethbridge, AB
19 South Okanagan Events Centre, Penticton, BC
20 Abbotsford Centre, Abbotsford, BC
23 Reno Events Center, Reno, NV
27 El Paso County Coliseum, El Paso, TX