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Dark Sermon to Headline U.S. Tour With Exalt

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Being a dude who has lived in the Midwest for his entire life, the word sermon gives me an incredible amount of anxiety and sometimes a little bit of uncontrollable gas. And now that I think about it, the gas was probably a trained reaction that my body developed as an excuse to get out of church. Nonetheless, I was overjoyed when I discovered Dark Sermon because the sound of their music perfectly captured things my young imagination wanted to happen to all the terrible people in my congregation.

As such, it gives me great pleasure to let you all know that Dark Sermon will be headlining a U.S. tour for the first time in what seems like has been forever.

This time around Dark Sermon will have support from Exalt, and they’ll be touring to support their latest album The Oracle. If this tour is even half as good as The Sandlot, then we’re all in for a pretty good time. Hopefully there won’t be any resulting memes or any shots of monster-sized dog testicles.

Tour Dates:

07/05 @ The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
07/06 @ Drunk Horse – Fayetteville, NC
07/07 @ The Camel – Richmond, VA
07/08 @ The Studio New York, NY
07/09 @ Voltage Lounge – Philadelphia, PA
07/10 @ Smiling Moose – Pittsburgh, PA
07/11 @ Northside Yacht Club – Cincinnati, OH
07/12 @ Summit – Columbus, OH
07/13 @ Underground Lounge – Chicago, IL
07/14 @ Lookout Lounge – Omaha, NE
07/16 @ Marquis Theatre – Denver, CO
07/17 @ Loading Dock – Salt Lake City, UT
07/18 @ PB&J’s – Reno, NV
07/19 @ Blue Lagoon – Santa Cruz, CA
07/20 @ Slidebar – Fullerton, CA
07/21 @ Pub Rock – Phoenix, AZ
07/23 @ Gary’s Place – Tucson, AZ
07/24 @ Launchpad – Albuquerque, NM
07/25 @ Tomcats – Ft Worth, TX
07/26 @ Dirty Dog – Austin, TX
07/27 @ Korova – San Antonio, TX
07/29 @ Syndicate Lounge – Birmingham, AL
07/30 @ The Haven – Orlando, FL

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