Barneys Now Selling Black Metal Hoodies for $1,265
I guess those Marilyn Manson/Justin Bieber shirts did pretty well for Barneys, ’cause the luxury department store in staying in the metal game.
Invisible Oranges reports that the chain is now selling a black metal-themed hoodie from Vetements, which isn’t a band but, rather, a Parisian “design collective.” It looks like this:
Seriously. Not pulling that figure out of my ass. This hoodie costs almost thirteen-hundred dollars.
Why is the hoodie so expensive? Does it come with a bag of cocaine and a romp in the sack with the celebrity of your choice?
Well, no, of course not.
But it is 80% cotton, 20% polyester, and machine washable — so there’s that!
You can buy one of these magical hoodies here if you have a very expensive sense of humor, or are just looking for a way to let the world know you don’t give a fuck about starving children. Yay.