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Video: Here’s Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Rolling a Monster Truck

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As a blogger in this strange modern age, I make a point of being thoughtful and nontraditional in my opinions as a metalhead. But I just can’t be an intellectual about monster trucks. They surpass all better judgments I might have. You put a ten-ton dune buggy with a skull on it in front of me, and I become a total knuckle-dragging “SLAYER!”-belting dudebro.

Case in point: I do not care for Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory, who I perceive as kind of a backwards nutbar. But the below video shows him driving around and eventually rolling his monster truck, Knucklehead. And while I could go on at great length about my opinion of Bathory, I can’t help but think, “Fuck yeah, dude! Oh shit, it’s lower jaw even moves! Now drive over those cars! Now do a hard left turn! YEAH! YEAH!”

So, watch Bathory roll over some derelict vehicles and spin onto his side below. Best watched while gripping a tall boy and sitting in a canvas folding char.

[via The PRP]

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