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Is Vice President Joe Biden Leading the Charge for a National Dokken History Month?

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MetalSucks senior editor Anso DF brought this piece from The Onion to my attention, and I thought it was too funny not to share.

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The article includes this “quote” from Vice President Biden:

“This is a no-brainer. If you crank up Donnie’s killer vocals and George Lynch is wailing on his ax on your car stereo, I guarantee a smokin’ hot metal chick will be ripping your stick shift out of the gearbox in zero seconds flat. Every lick on Back For The Attack is like a shot of adrenaline right in the babymaker. So sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands to make sure we set aside 31 days a year to keep rockin’ with Dokken.”

And that’s not even the funniest part. Read the whole thing here.

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