Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week

Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies!


Last week’s logo was probably the hardest one we’ve ever feature in nearly a decade of doing this contest. So to whom does this illustrious logo belong? Why, Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus, or XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX for short (either answer was acceptable). An impressive number of you correctly identified the logo (although multiple people guessed “Mom,” and one dude even guessed “Godsmack”), but there can be only one winner… and that winner is Rachel Bayer. Congrats, Rachel! You win a massive box full of shit. Enjoy it!

But don’t cry if you lost, ’cause this week, I have another awesome grab bag to give away (although this one will be, once again, regular sized, not a whole box)! What’s in it, you ask? CDs? Books? Metal band bottle openers and other assorted knick-knacks? I’m not telling… but trust me, you’ll dig it!

To win, simply identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then fill out the form beneath it with your guess and your name and address. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name next week.

Here’s this week’s logo, which was helpfully sent in by read B.L. Thanks, B.L.! To everyone else: best of luck!


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