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Doom Metal Scientists Discover Slowest Riff Possible (According to The Onion)

  • Axl Rosenberg
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This is fairly self-explanatory. The only thing I don’t love about it is that they made up a fake band, Iron Mortis, when they probably could have just used Bloody Panda. I went to see them play live in 2007 and somewhere, I’m convinced, the show is still going on, and the band has only gotten to the second note of their opening riff.

ANYWAY, have a few yuks:

[via The PRP]

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