I Lost a Bet and Now I Have to Share These Five Finger Death Punch Tour Dates with You

Vince and I played Kid Rock Papa Scissor Fight — our version of Rock Paper Scissors — to see who’d have to write up the latest Five Finger Death Punch tour dates. Guess who lost? That’s what I get for choosing Kid Rock. I really thought Vince was gonna go for Papa.

ANYWAY, those dates. Also along for the ride will be the equally-terrible Breaking Benjamin and Nothing More and the not-terrible Bad Wolves. I sincerely hope this helps the Bad Wolves brand. Or that, at least, Breaking Benjamin are eaten by wolves. Either one of those outcomes would suit me.

Dates are below (via Metal Injection):

07/21 Salt Lake City, UT – USANA Amphitheatre
07/25 San Diego, CA – Mattress Firm Amphitheatre
07/27 Irvine, CA – FivePoint Amphitheatre
07/29 Albuquerque, NM – Isleta Amphitheater
08/03 Houston, TX – The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
08/04 Dallas, TX – Starplex Pavilion
08/14 Burgettstown, PA – KeyBank Pavilion
08/15 Camden, NJ – BB&T Pavilion
08/17 Scranton, PA – The Pavilion at Montage Mountain
08/18 Boston, MA – Xfinity Center
08/24 Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live
08/25 Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center
08/29 Chicago, IL – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre
08/31 Indianapolis, IN – Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center
09/01 Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
09/06 Wantagh, NY – Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater
09/07 Hartford, CT – XFINITY Theatre
09/09 Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center