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Video: 4-Year-Old Girl Cries Because Her Daddy Won’t Take Her to See Slayer

  • Axl Rosenberg

This is at once the funniest and saddest thing you will see today.

This gentleman — he says his name is Hugh Jaynus, although I suspect that’s an alias — recently had to reject his 4-year-old daughter’s request that he take her to see Slayer on their upcoming farewell tour.

She did not take the news well.

I’m torn between completely understanding this father’s concerns and completely understanding this girl’s tears. I suspect she’ll get the last laugh when she someday brings home a guy with a massive beard and a tattooed skull.

Be a good parent. Take your toddler to see Slayer. Get dates here. Win tickets here.

Thanks: Stacy C.

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