Unearth’s Buz Mcgrath and Suicide Girl Bricksie Suicide Participate in Groundbreaking Experiment for Reproductive Medicine


Every summer on the last day of camp, everyone would grab a marker and sign some ridiculous shit over their bunk. I have no idea if any of that ridiculous shit has since been painted over or whatever, but I like to think that every July, some confused adolescent boy sleeps beneath a poorly-scribbled Anthrax logo and a bad fart joke and wonders how it got there.

I mention it because apparently this tradition extends to tour buses, too. To wit: the Suicide Girls recently rented a bus for their currently-in-progress Blackheart Burlesque tour, and one of the ladies on the trek, Bricksie Suicide, found out the hard way that her bunk was recently utilized by Unearth guitarist Buz McGrath:

McGrath has issued the following statement in response:

And I know this might seem kinda gross, but if you feel icky about this story, you’re looking at it the wrong way. Think of it as a science experiment: now we get to see if McGrath did, indeed, shoot so much cum into the bunk that Bricksie gets pregnant.

See? You thought this was a disgusting story about how much the dude from Unearth masturbates, but it was about reproductive medicine all along.

[via The PRP]

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