Unearth’s Buz Mcgrath and Suicide Girl Bricksie Suicide Participate in Groundbreaking Experiment for Reproductive Medicine
Every summer on the last day of camp, everyone would grab a marker and sign some ridiculous shit over their bunk. I have no idea if any of that ridiculous shit has since been painted over or whatever, but I like to think that every July, some confused adolescent boy sleeps beneath a poorly-scribbled Anthrax logo and a bad fart joke and wonders how it got there.
I mention it because apparently this tradition extends to tour buses, too. To wit: the Suicide Girls recently rented a bus for their currently-in-progress Blackheart Burlesque tour, and one of the ladies on the trek, Bricksie Suicide, found out the hard way that her bunk was recently utilized by Unearth guitarist Buz McGrath:
— Eric (@WVGauntlet) September 25, 2018
McGrath has issued the following statement in response:
True story https://t.co/NUiqBbpbBO
— buz mcgrath (@buzmcgrath) September 25, 2018
And I know this might seem kinda gross, but if you feel icky about this story, you’re looking at it the wrong way. Think of it as a science experiment: now we get to see if McGrath did, indeed, shoot so much cum into the bunk that Bricksie gets pregnant.
See? You thought this was a disgusting story about how much the dude from Unearth masturbates, but it was about reproductive medicine all along.
[via The PRP]