Corey Taylor, Metallica Concerned They’ve Been Forgotten Amidst the Threatin Saga


Singer Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour) and Metallica are concerned they’ve been forgotten by MetalSucks amidst this week’s drama involving Jered Threatin, sources tell MS.

“On November 7, MetalSucks wrote three stories about Metallica,” notes someone who works closely with the band, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “Since then, there’s been zip, zero, bupkis. Lars is very concerned.”

A lack of coverage on the single most important website ever created has apparently begun to take its toll on Mr. Taylor, as well. An insider tells MetalSucks by e-mail:

“Corey has just been pacing back and forth for the past week, mumbling and screaming, ‘Why don’t they care what I think? WHY DON’T THEY CARE WHAT I THINK?!?!’ It’s really sad. You haven’t written about him once this week.”

MetalSucks would like to apologize to both Corey and Metallica for any consternation we may have caused. Rest assured, we’ll be right back to covering your every little burp and fart as soon as people stop giving us clicks for stories about this other yutz.

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