The Black Metal Barbie Commercial Will Make You Wanna Play with Dolls


I completely understand the anti-Barbie argument, which posits that the dolls fail to represent the diverse array of races and body types found in women, opting instead for a bland-yet-unattainable ideal of beauty.

Having said that, I think we can all agree that if this were a real product, we’d have no problem with it whatsoever:

Massive props to TEENBARF for making that. Also, for coming up with the name “TEENBARF.”

[via Metal Injection]

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