Korn are Teasing Something (New Album Soon?)
The text “Watch it all fall down…” appears above an email signup form on Korn’s official website, presumably referring to guitarist Brian “Head” Welch’s lackadaisical attitude towards America since the guitarist insists he doesn’t follow politics. May as well just stand innocently by as everything burns, right? There’s not a thing we can do to stop it, nope, not a thing at all in this democracy we call home. But hey, at least if the world’s burning up Sack of Shit in Chief Mike Huckabee was kind to Brian and his daughter! He’ll always have that.
In any case, Korn are getting ready to make some sort of big announcement, as the band has begun teasing something on their social media accounts and pushing fans to sign up for their email list. I signed up. I also entered my birthday at the prompt. Wouldn’t it be swell if I got a birthday email from Korn?? I’m tingling with anticipation. But not as much as Korn fans are presumably tingling with excitement for the band to announce a new album, which is what current conjecture holds will happen. The band will be on tour this summer with Alice in Chains and Underoath, so the timing will be right.
Stay tuned for more info, and in the meantime please do not call into question the morals of anyone who is nice to you.