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Alter Bridge Announce Co-Headlining Tour with Cooking Utensil

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Alter Bridge recently announced an October 18 release date for their new album, Walk the Sky, and a fall tour of Europe to boot. But if you’ve been hankerin’ for North American dates, hanker no more — for North American dates have arrived.

The band will head out on the road starting in September for a co-headlining tour with a skillet. Which is interesting. I have no idea what the skillet is gonna do, let alone why it warrants co-headliner status. Maybe it cooks without a human operator or something. In any case, I get it, the music biz is in bad shape and bands will try anything to put butts in seats. Touring with a frying pan is not the silliest attempt to sell tickets we’ve seen this year. It’s not like they’re touring with a hologram of a dead guy or something.

Dates are below. Support will come from Dirty Honey, which I think is a band, but may very well be the thing that gets cooked in the skillet. I dunno for sure.

09/22 — Baltimore, MD — MECU Pavilion
09/24 — New York, NY — Terminal 5
09/25 — Philadelphia, PA — The Met
09/27 — Columbus, OH — Express Live!
09/28 — Grand Rapids, MI — 20 Monroe Live* (Featuring special guest BRKN LOVE)
09/30 — Toronto, ON — REBEL*
10/03 — Worcester, MA — The Palladium
10/05 — Cleveland, OH — Agora Theatre
10/06 — Detroit, MI — The Fillmore
10/08 — Minneapolis, MN — Myth Live
10/10 — Chicago, IL — The Chicago Theatre
10/11 — Kansas City, MO — Arvest Bank Theatre at The Midland
10/13 — Manchester, TN — Exit 111 Festival
10/14 — St. Louis, MO — The Pageant
10/16 — Mobile, AL — Saenger Theatre
10/17 — Birmingham, AL — Avondale Brewing Company
10/19 — San Antonio, TX — Vibes Event Center
10/20 — Dallas, TX — The Bomb Factory
10/22 — St. Petersburg, FL — Jannus Live
10/24 — Orlando, FL — House of Blues
10/25 — Orlando, FL — House of Blues
*No Dirty Honey

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