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You Can Hire Members of Slayer, Megadeth, Trivium and More to Record Personalized Videos on Cameo

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In case you’re not familiar with Cameo, the quickly rising service offers anyone with a dollar and a dream the opportunity to “book personalized shoutouts from your favorite people,” with thousands of major and minor celebrities alike offering customized video messages for a set fee. Want Charlie Sheen to record a personalized video message wishing your boo a happy birthday? You can do that for $550. How about NFL great Troy Aikman? For $500 you can get him to talk trash to your fantasy football buddy.

Several well-known metal musicians have now joined Cameo, and their rates are considerably more affordable than the A-list celebrities above. With most falling in the $20-$70 range I don’t see myself purchasing one… but it would be pretty neat if, for example, you pooled some money together with a couple of pals and got Tommy Lee to tell your friend how much he sucks at drums (or how good he is, if you’re lame). Or if some MetalSucks haters hired Phil Labonte to record a video calling us SJW libtards and telling us to fuck off. J/k he’d probably do that for free!

Here are some notable metal musicians currently available for custom video recordings on Cameo along with the prices they’re charging. You can click through each link to see samples of the video messages they’ve recorded for fans and, if you dare, book your own:

Ice T (Body Count): $350

Tommy Lee (Motley Crue): $350

Dee Snider (Twisted Sister): $200

Steve Zetro Sousa (Exodus): $25

Doug Aldrich (Whitesnake): $30

Michael Starr (Steel Panther): $69 (naturally)

Stix Zadinia (Steel Panther): $40

Orianthi: $80

Ronnie Radke (Falling in Reverse): $80

Elias Soriano (Nonpoint): $30

Robb Rivera (Nonpoint): $20

Richie Kotzen: $50

Mike Portnoy (ex-Dream Theater, Sons of Apollo): $50

Gary Holt (Slayer, Exodus): $25

Paul Bostaph (Slayer): $25

Matty Mullins (Memphis Mayfire): $20

Craig Mabbitt (Escape the Fate): $25

Sean Killian (Vio-lence): $15

Steve Riley (L.A. Guns, W.A.S.P.): $50

David Ellefson (Megadeth): $25

Glen Drover (ex-Megadeth): $25

Chris Fronzak (Attila): $27

Danny Worsnop (Asking Alexandria): $27

Ben Bruce (Asking Alexandria): $50

Nikki Misery (New Year’s Day): $30

John Goblikon (Nekrogoblikon): $40

CJ Snare (Firehouse): $49

Erik Turner (Warrant): $20

Phil Labonte (All That Remains): $20

Charlie Benante (Anthrax): $40

Phil Demmel (ex-Machine Head): $25

Matt Heafy (Trivium): $70

Corey Beaulieu (Trivium): $25

Alex Bent (Trivium, ex-Battlecross): $20

Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge): $60

Vinny Appice (ex-Dio, ex-Black Sabbath): $20

Rikki Rockett (Poison): $75

Richard Patrick (Filter): $50

Burton Seabell (Fear Factory): $30

Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal (ex-Guns N’ Roses, Sons of Apollo): $30

John Corabi (ex-Motley Crue): $40

Jeremy Spencer (ex-Five Finger Death Punch, current cop): $100

Jason Hook (Five Finger Death Punch): $150

Gus G. (Firewind, ex-Ozzy): $30

Herman Li (Dragonforce): $35

Vince Neil (Motley Crue): $300

Tony Harnell (TNT): $39

Samus Paulicelli (Decrepit Birth): $15

Gilby Clarke (ex-Guns N’ Roses): $75

Benji Madden (Good Charlotte): $250

Sonny Sandoval (P.O.D.): $20

David Silveria (ex-Korn): $30

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