Steel Panther Announce New North American Tour Dates

Given the choice between herpes and never seeing Steel Panther live again, which would you choose? It might sound like an easy decision, but it’s not: few pleasures in life are as sublime as a Steel Panther concert. Think I’m exaggerating? I once saw them perform with Dane Cook, and I got through the whole thing withOUT vomiting. That makes Steel Panther God’s Personal Emissaries as far as I’m concerned.

Luckily, you will not have to contract herpes to go see Steel Panther on their just-announced fall tour of North America — you can just buy a ticket like a regular person. The trek is in support of their new album, Heavy Metal Rules, which will be out September 27, and which evidence suggests will be as excellent as anything Steel Panther have produced to date.

Here’s the tour itinerary:

Sep-26 – Los Angeles, CA @ Whisky A Go Go (Album Release Show)
Oct-8 – Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen
Oct-9 – St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Live
Oct-11 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room
Oct-12 – Orlando, FL @ The Plaza Live
Oct-13 – Atlanta, GA @ Buckhead Theatre
Oct-15 – Richmond, VA @ The National
Oct-16 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA
Oct-18 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore
Oct-19 – Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance Theater
Oct-20 – Portland, ME @ State Theatre
Nov-24 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues
Nov-26 – New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
Nov-27 – New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
Nov-29 – Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Room at Old National Centre
Nov-30 – Grand Rapids, MI @ 20 Monroe Live
Dec-2 – Toronto, ON @ REBEL
Dec-3 – Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues
Dec-4 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart’s
Dec-6 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
Dec-7 – Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore
Dec-8 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
Dec-10 – Madison, WI @ The Sylvee
Dec-11 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
Dec-13 – Wichita, KS @ The Cotillion
Dec-14 – Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
Dec-15 – Kansas City, MO @ Arvest Bank Theatre at the Midland
Dec-22 – Suquamish, WA @ Clearwater Casino