New Pokémon Looks Just Like KISS’s Gene Simmons


As if the new Pokémon that’s literally just a bong wasn’t bad enough, just wait ’til you get a load of Obstagoon, a Zigzagoon evolution. It looks like if Gene Simmons were crossbred with a badger and a pangolin.

While there was no “official” collaboration between Kiss and Nintendo, the likeness is glaringly obvious — Obstagoon has star-shaped patches around its eyes and a disturbingly long tongue. Gene Simmons even thinks so, commenting “Pokémon has been a part of our household for decades, ever since our kids first discovered them. And to see Pokémon pay homage to Kiss, is flattering.”

Idk, I think I like the bong better.

[via Newsweek]

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