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Get Pumped: a 20th Anniversary Edition of Creed’s Human Clay is Coming Your Way!


I was two years old when Creed’s landmark, mega-selling album Human Clay came out, but I guess there’s no better time than now to revisit all the fun I missed out on. Creed’s diamond-certified, smash hit, sophomore album is celebrating it’s 20th anniversary this year, and you know what that means: it’s time for a special edition re-release! I don’t know about you, but my arms are wide open for this one.

Pick up this sacred relic (out October 11) while you have the chance — it’d be a shame to not have your own vinyl copy of the pinnacle of music itself. Plus, this is your opportunity to own a physical version of the second worst example of CGI-based album art ever (besides Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death, of course) to show all your friends. It’s a win/win.

God damn it, now everybody at the Google headquarters is gonna think I’m into Creed. This is embarrassing.

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