Corey Taylor Got Married!
Lest any of you Corey Taylor-lovin’ ladies out there were holding out hope that the Slipknot / Stone Sour frontman’s April engagement to Cherry Bombs founder and singer Alicia Dove wouldn’t stick, we have sad news for you today: the couple has officially tied the knot.
For all the rest of you: hooray, they officially tied the knot! Love, peace and merriment for the happy couple!
The news broke not via either Taylor or Dove themselves but through their friends’ social media accounts, including Hellyeah bassist Kyle Sanders (brother of Mastodon’s Troy Sanders) and longtime Slipknot manager and Edible Arrangements connoisseur Cory Brennan, both of whom posted congratulatory messages. We’re a bit baffled why Axl Rosenberg and I weren’t invited to the celebration, which took place in Las Vegas and featured an Elvis impersonator officiating, but we can only conclude that this year’s round of holiday presents bestowed upon the Slipknot camp will need to include a much bigger basket of chocolate-covered fruit on a stick than we have ever sent before.
To Corey and Alicia: congrats on behalf of everyone at MetalSucks!! We love you more than you know despite the constant joshing, and we wish you nothing but happiness together.