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Likely-Baked Tool Fan Doesn’t Realize He Asked Eddie Van Halen to Take His Photo

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MARCH 2018: Some dumb-dumb on social media, clearly unaware of with whom he is speaking, tries to educate Maynard James Keenan on Tool.

MAY 2019: David Lee Roth knocks on the door of a Las Vegas hotel suite from which Van Halen is loudly playing. The schmucks in the suite do not know who he is.

OCTOBER 2019: Some yutz, who by all appearances was blazed out of his gourd, doesn’t recognize Eddie Van Halen… AT A TOOL CONCERT.

COINCIDENCE?!?!?!

Tool are on tour now. Get dates and tickets here. There’s a 50/50 chance you’ll be seated near Michael Anthony and won’t even realize it.

[via The PRP]

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