Scott Ian Is Selling Handwritten Lyrics for Songs by Anthrax and Stormtroopers of Death

The holidaze are fast approaching, and I gotta say, this could make a pretty neat gift for the Scott Ian fan in your life: the guitarist is now selling handwritten copies of the lyrics for songs by Anthrax and Stormtroopers of Death (a.k.a. S.O.D. d-u-h). Not the original handwritten lyrics — he’s not ripping pages out of his notebook from 1984 or whatever — but still a pretty cool souvenir! And at $95, the price is actually quite reasonable, especially since you get some extra shit for your moolah:

“Handwritten lyrics are available for custom order!

“Choose any Anthrax or S.O.D. song and I will personalize or dedicate them to anyone you want. The lyrics will come with a signed certificate of authenticity and a stage played guitar pick.”

What, no option to buy lyrics for The Damned Things? What the fuck, bruh???

Kidding aside, you just know some dipshit is gonna request the lyrics for “Antisocial” or “Got the Time.” In fact, that very dipshit might be reading this right now, wondering why purchasing those particular lyrics is an act of dipshittery. Hey. You can’t help those who can’t help themselves.

Purchase the lyrics here.