Saw this thread while scrolling through my Twitter feed yesterday and literally laughed out several times, so I figured I’d share it with y’all on this quiet, cold weekend. It comes via pro wrestler Warhorse, who boasts he’s the champion of Independent Wrestling TV and the heavyweight champion of Zero1 USA, and it’s so dead-on you’ll appreciate it even if you haven’t heard of any of these wrestlers (I haven’t either). Humor for wrestling fans and guitar nerds alike. Enjoy!
Some Twitter users replied to the thread with their own suggestions; you can view the whole thing here.