MetalSucks’ Top 25 Most Popular Stories of the Decade (2010 – 2019)


As you’re likely aware, we are about to conclude the second decade of the 21st century. Pretty far out!

This seemed like a good time to look back over the past ten years and see which stories resonated most with you, our beloved readers. And so, below find our 25 most popular stories of the past ten years, in ascending order by traffic generated:

#25: Exclusive: Burzum Launches Clothing Line

#24: This Dude Sounds EXACTLY Like Layne Staley

#23: David Hasselhoff’s “True Survivor” Music Video Just Broke the Internet

#22: Advanced Discrimination & Dragons: A Critical Look at Varg Vikernes’ Myfarog RPG

#21: Jack Daniels Releases Single Barrel Whiskey in Honor of Motörhead

#20: Nothing to See Here, Just Some Photos of Cats Wearing Metal Battle Vests

#19: Drummer Mark Castillo Receives Cochlear Implant, Quits Emmure

#18: Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks

#17: BREAKING: Slipknot Guitarist Mick Thomson Stabbed in the Head by Brother

#16: BREAKING: Some Local Band Called Shrapnel are Tired of You Leaving the Show Before Their Set

#15: Watch This 10-Year-Old Girl Shred Through Slayer’s “War Ensemble”

#14: Being in a Band is for Losers [Scientific Proof]

#13: Why There Will Never Be Another Metal Band as Big as Metallica

#12: And Now, Here’s a Couple of Dudes Playing Slayer on Pre-School Instruments

#11: Here’s a Photo of Porn Star Mia Khalifa Wearing a Maruta T-Shirt

#10: Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever

#9: Science Explains How Metal Singers are Able to Scream Without Damaging Their Vocal Cords

#8: Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot Via a Singing Telegram

#7: Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time

#6: L.A. Band Threatin Faked a Fanbase To Land a European Tour No One Attended

#5: Is Facebook Trying to Extort Bands and Brands?

#4: 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos

#3: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It

#2: Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]

#1: The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time

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