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Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee to Appear on The Goldbergs As… a College Professor

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Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has revealed that he’s going to make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of the ABC sitcom The Goldbergs… as a college professor.

The joke, based on the below clip from the episode, seems to be that Lee is playing a character who is, um, let’s say “uptight.” But if you ask me, the real joke here should be that Lee is unfit to teach pre-K, let alone be a college professor. And not because he’s a “morally questionable gentlemen,” as he puts it in the clip. He’s just not exactly what you call a “deep thinker.”

I’m saying Tommy Lee is stupid.

Tommy’s episode of The Goldbergs will air next Wednesday, February 12 at whatever time The Goldbergs airs. I dunno, you figure it out if you wanna see it so bad.

Mötley Crüe will spend their summer as part of a big stadium tour with Def Leppard, Poison, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, and Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts. Dates are below.

06/18 – Jacksonville, FL @ TIAA Bank Field [tickets]
06/21 – San Antonio, TX @ Alamodome [tickets]
06/23 – Kansas City, MO @ Kauffman Stadium [tickets]
06/25 – St. Louis, MO @ Busch Stadium [tickets]
06/27 – Minneapolis, MN @ U.S. Bank Stadium [tickets]
06/29 – Nashville, TN @ Nissan Stadium [tickets]
07/02 – Cincinnati, OH @ Great American Ballpark [tickets]
07/03 – Cleveland, OH @ FirstEnergy Stadium [tickets]
07/07 – Miami, FL @ Hard Rock Stadium [tickets]
07/09 – Orlando, FL @ Camping World Stadium [tickets]
07/11 – Charlotte, NC @ Bank of America Stadium [tickets]
07/14 – Arlington, TX @ Globe Life Field [tickets]
07/15 – Houston, TX @ Minute Maid Park [tickets]
07/19 – San Francisco, CA @ Oracle Park [tickets]
07/23 – San Diego, CA @ Petco Park [tickets]
07/25 – Phoenix, AZ @ State Farm Stadium [tickets]
08/09 – Atlanta, GA @ SunTrust Park [tickets]
08/11 – Hershey, PA @ Hersheypark Stadium [tickets]
08/13 – Buffalo, NY @ New Era Field [tickets]
08/15 – Philadelphia, PA @ Citizens Bank Park [tickets]
08/16 – Pittsburgh, PA @ PNC Park [tickets]
08/18 – Milwaukee, WI @ Miller Park [tickets]
08/20 – Detroit, MI @ Comerica Park [tickets]
08/22 – Washington, DC @ Nationals Park [tickets]
08/23 – Queens, NY @ Citi Field [tickets]
08/25 – Boston, MA @ Fenway Park [tickets]
08/26 – Boston, MA @ Fenway Park [tickets]
08/28 – Chicago, IL @ Wrigley Field [tickets]
08/30 – Denver, CO @ Coors Field [tickets]
09/02 – Seattle, WA @ T-Mobile Park [tickets]
09/05 – Los Angeles, CA @ SoFi Stadium [tickets]

[via Metal Injection]

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