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Christian Olde Wolbers (Ex-Fear Factory) Teaches You How to Spot a Nazi

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Former Fear Factory bassist/guitarist Christian Olde Wolbers recently took to social media to helpfully teach his followers a simple test for figuring out whether or not someone is a “Socialist Nazi”: if the man or woman in question points his or her finger when speaking, they are not to be trusted!

Somehow, many of us have gone our entire lives without ever being made aware that it can be so incredibly easy to spot someone who is capital-E Evil. But now, with a simple Google image search, we have been able to readily identify a plethora of Nazis. Examples of men and women who should NEVER have been trusted are below. We will be forever grateful to Christian for educating us!!!

Burton C. Bell (Fear Factory)
James Hetfield (Metallica)
Corey Taylor (Slipknot)
Donald Trump
John F. Kennedy
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama
Mahatma Gandhi
Martin Luther King Jr.
The Dalai Lama
Nelson Mandela
Pope Francis 
Bishop Desmond Tutu
Malala Yousafzai
Matthew McConaughey
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