Look Out, Hatebeak: The Death Metal Rooster Is Coming for Your Job
Igorrr’s brilliant chicken, Patrick, has sadly passed away; we can assume the same is true of the infamous “roostercore” rooster from 2010 (the average lifespan of a rooster is apparently 5-8 years); and Tony Brummel has sold Victory Records. The point being, metal is currently in need of a chicken.
Fortunately, Austria’s Klobesen — German for “Toilet Brush” — is here and ready to fill that void:
In conclusion, thank you for clicking on this post. I have four kids to feed.