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Six Feet Under Postpone European Tour Even Though Coronavirus is a False Flag

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Despite Chris Barnes having declared the coronavirus pandemic a “false flag” just four days ago, his band, Six Feet Under, have announced that they are postponing the European tour they had scheduled for April. It’s not clear if this is because Barnes is a troll, because Barnes is a hypocrite, or because Barnes simply couldn’t figure out a way to get to Europe and perform while the rest of the world is actually taking this shit seriously.

In the days leading up to the cancellation, Barnes has continued to teach us all a thing or two about a thing or two, including how the news should be shut down…

…and how it is “presumptuous” of people to say that he’s been bragging about not social distancing…

…despite a recent tweet in which he bragged about not social distancing:

In related news, Chris Barnes does not appear to know what the word “presumptuous” means.

[via The PRP]

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