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MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

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This week was shorter than most because of Labor Day. And yet, it still sucked like nothing has ever sucked before.

Oh well. At least we have this shit:

Anaal Nathrakh – “The Age of Starlight Ends”

It features the lyric “a thousand cocks,” and that’s really all you need to know.

Dark Tranquillity – “Phantom Days”

The first time since The Phantom Tollbooth that something with the word “phantom” in the title hasn’t totally sucked.

Hatebreed – “Weight of the False Self”

Apparently, the weight of false self is REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.

Spirit Adrift – “Astral Levitation”

Best ASMR video ever?

Tombs – “Barren”

Rocken.

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