MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

OH GOD THE SHITTINESS NEVER ENDS. At least we have these new songs to rock out to.

Carcass – “The Long and Winding Bier Road”

It features the lyric “a thousand cocks,” and that’s really all you need to know.

Deftones – “Genesis”

The best metal song ever written about the band that gave us both Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins.

Disrupted – “Human Stew”

Take some Swedish melodeath, add gnarly guest leads by Per “Sodomizer” Eriksson (ex-Bloodbath, ex-Katatonia), and baby, you’ve got a stew going!

Pallbearer – “The Quicksand of Existing”

Slowly sinking to your death never felt this good.

Puscifer – “Underwhleming”

Don’t worry, it’s not true to its name.