This Baby Will Only Stop Crying When Slipknot Plays

2020 is a tough time to be a baby. There’s a pandemic, democracy is going out of style, and climate change is fucking the world up but proper. Why, you can hardly blame the lil’ ‘uns for weeping so.

Fortunately, this Maggot on Reddit has found a clever way to get your offspring to shut their pie hole: play them “Psychosocial” by Slipknot.

Of course, Slipknot isn’t the only metal band that’s been known to calm babies — Slayer and Satyricon have been both proven to work, too. Music really does soothe the savage beast, I guess!

[via Noisecreep]