Korn and Staind Announce Summer Tour

Get ready to party like it’s 1999: Korn and Staind are touring the U.S. together this summer.

Support will come from ’68 and Fire From the Gods. How the fuck did they end up on the bill? Shouldn’t that slot be filled by, like, I dunno, Powerman 5000 and Hed PE? You’re telling me fucking Flaw was too busy for this shit? P’shaw.

The tour is notable because the world has been blissfully free of Staind for the past decade while frontman Aaron Lewis concentrated on being a racist country music star. But now they’re back. Yay.

Here are the dates. Figure out when tickets go on sale yourself, you fucking degenerate lowlives.

Aug. 05 – West Palm Beach, FL – iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre
Aug. 07 – Tampa, FL – MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre at the FL State Fairgrounds
Aug. 08 – Alpharetta, GA – Ameris Bank Amphitheatre
Aug. 10 – Raleigh, NC – Coastal Credit Union Music Park at Walnut Creek
Aug. 11 – Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live
Aug. 13 – Camden, NJ – BB&T Pavilion
Aug. 14 – Scranton, PA – The Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Aug. 17 – Wantagh, NY – Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater
Aug. 18 – Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center
Aug. 20 – Hartford, CT – XFINITY Theatre
Aug. 21 – Mansfield, MA – Xfinity Center
Aug. 24 – Darien Center, NY – Darien Lake Amphitheater
Aug. 25 – Syracuse, NY – St. Joseph’s Health Amphitheater at Lakeview
Aug. 27 – Tinley Park, IL – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre – Chicago, IL
Aug. 28 – Noblesville, IN – Ruoff Music Center
Aug. 31 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Sep. 02 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH – Blossom Music Center
Sep. 03 – Burgettstown, PA – The Pavilion at Star Lake
Sep. 05 – St. Louis, MO – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre – St. Louis, MO
Sep. 06 – Bonner Springs, KS – Azura Amphitheater
Sep. 09 – Salt Lake City, UT – USANA Amphitheatre
Sep. 11 – Mountain View, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
Sep. 12 – Irvine, CA – FivePoint Amphitheatre
Sep. 14 – Phoenix, AZ – Ak-Chin Pavilion
Sep. 15 – Albuquerque, NM – Isleta Amphitheater
Sep. 18 – Austin, TX – Germania Insurance Amphitheater
Sep. 19 – Houston, TX – The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion presented by Huntsman
Sep. 21 – Dallas, TX – Dos Equis Pavilion
Sep. 23 – Louisville, KY – Louder Than Life*

* Festival date