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Brujeria to Terrorize Left Half of U.S. With Goatwhore and Unidad Trauma

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It’s been a hot second since we were slipped a PCP-laced nug, dragged into the back room, and threatened with knives by the bandana’ed narco-witches known as Brujeria. Thankfully, the band have decided to storm the border and tour America once more, with satanic impregnators Goatwhore and TJ neck-breakers Unidad Trauma in tow.

The good news is, Brujeria! The bad news is that the band aren’t making it to the East Coast or Midwest — all the shows go down in the Southwest, Texas, and the West Coast. Which sort of makes sense, given that there are probably a shitload more Mexican-American metal fans there than there are in, say, Dayton, Ohio. Not that only Mexican-American metal fans listen to Brujeria. I didn’t mean it like that. Oh God, please don’t kill me.

Here’s what Brujeria screamed in our faces after we started crying during their tour announcement:

“The Coronavirus is the Devil’s plague sent to purge humanity of all kinds! Leaving survivors to suffer from no jobs, no money, and forcing a social media lifestyle on the entire world! On the bright side of it all… now I can go out shopping without scaring everyone to death! Jajajaja.”

Then we pissed ourselves, and they tossed us out into the street, and we had to offer our cherry holes as payment for a ride home. Another day at MetalSucks!

Catch the madness at one of the following dates:

4/26/2022  Nile Theater – Mesa, AZ
4/27/2022  Launchpad – Albuquerque, NM
4/28/2022  Jake’s – Lubbock, TX
4/29/2022  Scout Bar – Houston, TX
4/30/2022  Come And Take It Live  – Austin, TX
5/01/2022  Trees – Dallas, TX
5/02/2022  The Rock Box – San Antonio, TX
5/04/2022  Rockhouse – El Paso, TX
5/05/2022  The Rock – Tucson, AZ
5/06/2022  Alex’s Bar – Long Beach, CA
5/07/2022  Alex’s Bar – Long Beach, CA
5/08/2022  1720 – Los Angeles, CA
5/10/2022  DNA Lounge – San Francisco, CA
5/11/2022  Goldfield Trading Post – Roseville, CA
5/12/2022  Strummer’s – Fresno, CA
5/13/2022  Virginia Street Brewhouse – Reno, NV
5/14/2022  Oxnard PAC – Oxnard, CA
5/15/2022  Transplants Brewing – Palmdale, CA

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