Finally: Fripp and Toyah Are Going on Tour
For weeks and weeks now, we’ve been chronicling the racy, insane cover songs posted to YouTube by King Crimson guitarist Robert Fripp and his wife, pop star and actress Toyah Willcox. Even as countless commenters have told us to stop posting them (and to kill ourselves), we’ve remained resolute in giving you the Fripp and Toyah you deserve (also because they do really solid traffic, despite everyone claiming that no one cares).
But now, not even unfollowing MetalSucks will save your surly ass, because Fripp and Toyah are taking their covers on the road.
Yup, the duo tweeted the following today:
“We are very excited to announce TOYAH AND ROBERT’S SUNDAY LUNCH TOUR 2023. Venues & box office details to come. Xxxx”
Muahahahahahah, you poor fucking bastards thought you could get rid of Fripp and Toyah? No dice! Fripp and Toyah are coming to a town near YOU!
Fans who want to prepare themselves for the live experience can watch one of the duo’s covers below:
Mötley Crüe’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”
Metallica’s “Enter the Sandman” (sic)
Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell”
Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle”
Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll”
Alice Cooper’s “Poison”
Foo Fighters’ “Everlong”
Brittney Spears’ “Toxic”
Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades”
ZZ Top’s “Gimme All Your Lovin’”
Iron Maiden’s “The Number of the Beast”
Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law”
The Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”
Hawkwind’s “A Silver Machine”
Heart’s “Barracuda”
The Prodigy’s “Firestarter”
Steppenwolf’s “Born to Be Wild”
Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane”
Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid”
ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”
Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams”
Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” + Father’s Day Surprise
Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator”
System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!”
Sex Pistols’ “Pretty Vacant”
The Kinks’ / Van Halen’s “You Really Got Me”
The Who’s “My Generation”
The Doors’ “Light My Fire“
Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself“
Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”
Patti Smith / 10,000 Maniacs“Because the Night”
Velvet Underground’s “Venus in Furs”
The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil”
Right Said Fred “I’m Too Sexy”
The Stranglers’ “Peaches”
The Talking Heads’ “Psycho Killer”
Iggy Pop’s “The Passenger”
Metallica “Master of Puppets”
“Silent Night” (Christmas standard)
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” (Christmas Standard)
“12 Days of Christmas” (Christmas Standard)
“Ding Dong” (Christmas Standard)
The Stooges’ “I Wanna Be Your Dog”
Most Wanted Part 1
Most Wanted Part 2
Most Wanted Part 3
The Undertones’ “Teenage Kicks”
The Clash’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go”
Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop”
Billy Idol, “White Wedding”
Dead Kennedys, “Too Drunk to Fuck”
Smashing Pumpkins, “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
The Black Keys, “Lonely Boy”
Living Colour, “Cult of Personality” – Solemn, boobless versin
Neil Young, “Rockin’ In The Free World”
Green Day, “Basket Case”
Kaiser Chiefs, “I Predict a Riot”
Edwin Starr, “War”
Living Colour, “Cult of Personality” – Boob redux
Michael Jackson, “Give In To Me”
The Who, “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
Queens of the Stone Age, “No One Knows”
The Cranberries, “Zombie”
Garbage, “I Think I’m Paranoid”
Radiohead, “Creep”
Hole, “Celebrity Skin”
INXS, “Devil Inside”
Rage Against The Machine, “Killing In The Name”
Foo Fighters, “All My Life”
