Editorials 0 Opinion: Not Everyone Who Hates Your Art Is a ‘Gatekeeper’ or ‘Elitist’ April 21st, 2022 at 11:58am Emperor Rhombus Some critics aren’t trying to keep you out or act better than you — they just think your art sucks.
The Webernets 0 Video: Judgmental Metal Elitist Accuses Metalheads of Being Judgmental Elitists September 1st, 2016 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus “I don’t like a band because it’s part of a certain genre of music, I like the band because I like the band.” So, you’re like everyone, then.
New Stuff 0 Nickelback Cover Don Henley to Create the Ultimate Provocation of Elitist Nerd Rage August 25th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by California meets the most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by Canada.
MSTV 0 How To Become An Elitist Metal Producer In Less Than Ten Minutes — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 15 June 3rd, 2016 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Do you have big dreams of becoming an elite metal producer? Follow these very simple instructions and you WILL succeed, easy as that.
MSTV 0 The Smart Metal Show, with The Elitist, Episode 1: Justin Bieber Ruins Metal November 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural episode of The Smart Metal Show, the first and only metal show exclusively for smart fans!
Viral Vomit 0 Things Elitist Metal Fans Say February 18th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I think MetalSucks readers will able to relate to this rather strongly.
Metal Mets 0 Anthrax “Honored” with Jerseys from Team of the Elitist Upper-Class 1% March 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Vince Neilstein stages protest!
The Webernets 290 THE ANGRY BLACK METAL ELITIST MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE BLOG June 30th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so not to sound like a total dick, but […]
The Black Pages 0 10 Black Metal Albums Perfect for a Hike Through the Woods March 20th, 2023 at 1:17pm Bree Halmstad Yes, there is great urban and suburban black metal, but let’s take a moment to celebrate forest-dwelling black metal!
Revisit Reviews 0 Thirty Years Ago, Darkthrone’s Under a Funeral Moon Gave Us “Unholy Black Metal” February 15th, 2023 at 12:34pm Bree Halmstad This still remains the PUREST black metal album you will hear.
Interviews 0 Ville Valo Discusses What Went Into Neon Noir: “I Really Lost Myself in the Music” January 13th, 2023 at 2:34pm Bree Halmstad VV: “… [Neon Noir] was more all-consuming mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and physically even than anything I’ve done in the past.”
News 0 Don’t Adjust Your Screens, Babymetal’s Latest Single and Lyric Video is “Monochrome” November 17th, 2022 at 1:19pm Hesher Keenan Everything’s black and white.
The Black Pages 0 13 Black Metal Songs That Are Perfect for Fall November 7th, 2022 at 12:05pm Bree Halmstad Featuring Lifelover, Darkthrone, and Ved Buens Ende!
Interviews 0 Goatwhore’s Sammy Duet on the New Record, Surviving 25 Years of Metal, and Recording in a Swamp October 5th, 2022 at 2:13pm Mandy Scythe Goatwhore’s Sammy Duet shares his thoughts on the new record and achieving longevity in the metal world.
The Black Pages 0 Djevel’s Advocate: 10 Works of Genius by Norway’s Finest October 3rd, 2022 at 1:01pm Bree Halmstad These “Norwegian Grammy” winners execute the devil’s plan with perfect precision.
Br00tal-lists 0 Try Not to Laugh Challenge: 10 Hysterical Black Metal Moments September 19th, 2022 at 12:05pm Bree Halmstad Black metal is more than just war…
Haterade 0 Tobias Forge: Your Hatred of Ghost is “Actually a Good Thing” September 18th, 2022 at 11:06am Hesher Keenan Turns out Forge is taking your hate all the way to the bank.
Reviews 0 Review: Revocation’s Netherheaven Pulls No Punches as One of 2022’s Best September 8th, 2022 at 2:22pm Bree Halmstad Netherheaven may be one of the most exciting releases of 2022
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Great Swedish Black Metal Bands You Might Not Know September 1st, 2022 at 12:38pm Bree Halmstad Take a deep dive into the world of underappreciated Swedish black metal.
Editorials 0 Quit Gatekeeping, You Posers August 26th, 2022 at 2:15pm Hesher Keenan Who died and made you king shit of the metal?
