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...And F*ck You Too 0
Ted Nugent Ignores Logic, Stands with Kid Rock Over Inclusive Beer Ad
April 11th, 2023 at 9:38am Em Shadows

The worst guys you know just made a bad point!


Worst Week Ever 0
Mick Mars and Mötley Crüe Go to War, Kid Rock Sucks at Shooting Stationary Objects,
April 8th, 2023 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan

There were a lotta ups, downs, and WTFs this week.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock’s Hilariously Dumb Anti-Trans Tweet Proves He’s a Massive Snowflake
April 4th, 2023 at 1:55pm Hesher Keenan

Those cans must have had it comin’.


Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0
How Borat and Tommy Lee Ruined Pamela Anderson’s Marriage to Kid Rock
February 2nd, 2023 at 9:54am Em Shadows

Sometimes the poetry writes itself.


New Stuff 0
Kid Rock Still Loves Jesus, America and Guns in Terrible New Music Video
September 13th, 2022 at 3:49pm Em Shadows

He’s not getting any more likable.


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
Watch: Kid Rock Fan Takes the Stage, Gets Tackled By Security After Set Gets Canceled Due to Weather
July 24th, 2022 at 8:07am Emperor Rhombus

Now it’s a party!


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock Posts Meme Insulting LGBTQ+ Military Personnel on July 4th
July 5th, 2022 at 9:57am Emperor Rhombus

The author of “Don’t Tell Me How to Live” tells people how to live on a holiday celebrating American freedom.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock and Prince Were Apparently Huge Dicks to Steve-O
April 29th, 2022 at 1:46pm Emperor Rhombus

One kicked him, the other just turned up his nose.


What the...?? 0
Watch: Kid Rock Opens Show With Video Announcement from Trump: “All of You Are Truly the Backbone Our Great Country”
April 9th, 2022 at 7:58am Emperor Rhombus

The Great Pumpkin looks like he’s never been to a concert in his life.


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS
March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman

“It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”


Crush You 0
Ted Nugent Thinks Kid Rock Is an “Entrepreneur” Who’s “Unbelievably Creative In His Art” and “Surrounds Himself with Virtuosos”
March 13th, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus

He ignores Kid Rock’s blatant history of drinking and weed-smoking.


Lolz 0
Kid Rock Is So Unoriginal, He Made the Same Bad Music Video All Over Again
March 11th, 2022 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Like an ever-flowing shart.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Tucker Carlson Will Send a Documentary Crew Along With Kid Rock on Tour
January 30th, 2022 at 9:28am Emperor Rhombus

An echo chamber of anuses.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Video: Kid Rock Vows to Bail on Fans at Venues With Mask or Vaccine Mandates
January 28th, 2022 at 12:05pm Emperor Rhombus

Really doing it for the people, huh, Robbie?


New Stuff 0
New Kid Rock Song Slams 50% of the Country While Calling for Unity
January 26th, 2022 at 10:36am Axl Rosenberg

Rock says he is “down with love” while instructing detractors to “suck on deez nuts.”


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock Offended by People Offended by His New Song About How People Are Too-Easily Offended
December 20th, 2021 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg

The tissue paper calls the snowflake white.


F-F-F-Feudin' 0
Kid Rock’s Stupid Snowflake Song Continues to Stir Controversy
November 24th, 2021 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg

“Weird Al” Yankovic has to clarify that this isn’t one of his parody videos, while Monster Truck’s anti-snowflake frontman is “hurt” by comments from Danko Jones.


Cinemetal 0
Kid Rock Calls Out “Nation of P*ssies,” “Snowflakes” and “Offended Millennials” in New Song
November 21st, 2021 at 10:27am Vince Neilstein

Surprise: Rock has released a rallying cry for conservatives!


Coronavirus 0
More Than Half of Kid Rock’s Band Tests Positive for COVID-19
August 27th, 2021 at 9:58am Axl Rosenberg

“Many” of them were vaccinated.


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock Defends Calling a Fan “Fa**ot”
June 10th, 2021 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein

“If Kid Rock using the word fa**ot offends you, good chance you are one,” he says.


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