Cinemetal Reviews 0 NO ROOM FOR ROCKSTARS PEERS INSIDE THE WARPED TOUR MINUS THE SUNBURNS, STANKY ASS PORT-A-POTTIES, AND IDIOT TEENINJAS May 15th, 2012 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell The Vans Warped Tour blows. At least that was my […]
Haterade 0 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE SH*TSTAIN: FORGET MY SILENCE May 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right: I’m actually categorizing Forget My Silence as a […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 PIT ROMNEY: KETCHUP May 15th, 2012 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez It’s been quite awhile since I’ve shared a Pit Romney […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 ALBUM ART + RELEASE DATE FOR TESTAMENT’S DARK ROOTS OF THE EARTH!!! May 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE, 3:03 PM: We now have a much higher quality […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 MORE GUEST SOLOISTS ANNOUNCED FOR NEW PERIPHERY ALBUM May 15th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following the “leak” of a magazine ad announcing both the […]
Readers' Choice 0 LISTEN TO LIQUORWORKS May 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Liquorworks refer to themselves as “a Finnish progressive metal project,” […]
Cinemetal 0 TRAVIS RYAN STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT, MAKES FUNNY FACES, DELIVERS AWESOME VOCALS May 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Lettuce be cereal for a moment: people who think death […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: THE CROWN’S JOHAN LINDSTRAND TALKS NEW ALBUM, FIRST REUNION SHOW, AND ONE MAN ARMY & THE UNDEAD QUARTET May 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Photos by kind permission of Daniel Falk // FramedNoise.com This […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 EXCLUSIVE REPORT: WHAT’S UP WITH MANTIC RITUAL? May 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF Last week I saw this tweet: “Where the fuck are Mantic Ritual […]
Show Reviews 0 NOISE GROWS UP SO FAST: MELVINS & UNSANE AT WEBSTER HALL IN NYC, 4/29/12 May 14th, 2012 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Too many folks have an unfortunate chip on their stupid […]
Editorials 0 AN OPEN LETTER TO JESUS H. CHRIST May 14th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh Dear Jesus Who Art in Heaven, Hiya. So, first […]
Tweet Twat 0 LOOKEE, LOOKEE, IT’S A PICTURE OF BRENDON SMALL’S DESKTOP!!! May 14th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why you’d doubt Brendon Small when he […]
Reunion Mania 0 SCOTT WEILAND RE-JOINS VELVET REVOLVER May 14th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE, 3:14 pm: I just saw on Metal Insider that […]
The Webernets 0 YET ANOTHER AWESOME CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS AD FROM A METAL SHOW May 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When did the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist become so […]
What the...?? 0 VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]
Music Dorkery 0 WATCH LIVE RIGHT NOW: A DUDE TRYING TO PLAY A GUITAR SOLO FOR 24 HOURS May 14th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg David Didonato, an Austin, Texas guitarist and music teacher who […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 NEW PERIPHERY ALBUM ARRIVES JULY 3 WITH A GUEST SOLO FROM DREAM THEATER’S JOHN PETRUCCI May 14th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The above photo is of a magazine ad (I’m not […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.7, “A MAN WITHOUT HONOR” May 14th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Game of Thrones: Try to tell free people what to […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX MOTHER’S DAY May 13th, 2012 at 11:35am MetalSucks M IS FOR THE WAY I #HATE YOU. ON A […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ATE A LOTTA CAKE May 11th, 2012 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
