New Stuff 250 THE BLACK METAL PERSPECTIVE ON TRIVIUM’S “DUSK DISMANTLED” June 29th, 2011 at 10:40am Nocturno Cultowitz Axls calleds me earlys thees mornings. Havents spokens ins a […]
Black Metal Brunch 180 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: NAGLFAR, “THE PERPETUAL HORRORS” August 15th, 2010 at 11:04am Nocturno Cultowitz This mornings, Is wants tos eats somethings Is cannots pronounce. […]
Black Metal Brunch 250 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “MY FUNERAL” July 25th, 2010 at 11:08am Nocturno Cultowitz Emperors Magus Caligulas is leavings Darks Funerals. Bummers. This mornings, […]
Black Metal Brunch 160 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BRING BACK GLAM EDITION July 18th, 2010 at 10:15am Nocturno Cultowitz Axls ands Vince saids Is haves to dos this. Is […]
Black Metal Brunch 130 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: 1833 AD, “WHO WILL KILL THE EMPEROR” July 11th, 2010 at 10:47am Nocturno Cultowitz What dos Indians eats for brunchs? Is guess Is gonnas […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 160 A PERFECT FATHER’S DAY ACTIVITY FOR BLACK METAL DADS June 14th, 2010 at 10:00am Nocturno Cultowitz Is was goings to saves this fors the Daddys Days […]
Black Metal Brunch 310 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION May 9th, 2010 at 9:45am Nocturno Cultowitz Lovings your mommies is tr00. Shes the ones whos taughts […]
Black Metal Brunch 60 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SIGH, “THE SUMMER FUNERAL” May 2nd, 2010 at 9:48am Nocturno Cultowitz Because thats wheres Is wills be todays insteads of enjoying […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: LITURGY, “BEYOND THE MAGIC FOREST” April 11th, 2010 at 9:16am Nocturno Cultowitz Ims goings tos puts hallucinogenics ins thes eggs this mornings. […]
Black Metal Brunch 190 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: BIG DUMB FACE, “DUKE LION” April 4th, 2010 at 10:27am Nocturno Cultowitz What? Is dids nots gets to plays Aprils Fools joke. […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 140 PRAY IN 1349’S “ATOMIC CHAPEL” March 16th, 2010 at 2:36pm Nocturno Cultowitz If yous nevers seens 1349 in concerts, yous has nots […]
Black Metal Brunch 120 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: ANOREXIA NERVOSA, “MOTHER ANOREXIA” March 14th, 2010 at 10:11am Nocturno Cultowitz ‘Cause the doctors says Is needs to gos ons a […]
Black Metal Brunch 130 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SUMMONING, “LAND OF THE DEAD” February 28th, 2010 at 10:45am Nocturno Cultowitz Todays Is am havings nots yours traditional brunches, but Frühstück […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 100 NOCTURNO CULTOWITZ’S BLACKENED ENDORSEMENT OF HEMOPTYSIS FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm Nocturno Cultowitz Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 30 “MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST! February 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm Nocturno Cultowitz It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SPEKTR, “PHANTOM REALITY” January 24th, 2010 at 10:35am Nocturno Cultowitz I haves seens manys weirds things at brunches. I haves […]
Black Metal Brunch 180 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BLACK SATANS – “THE MUTILATION OF CHRIST” November 15th, 2009 at 10:00am Nocturno Cultowitz Todays I drink Minute Maid orange juices (from concentrates) with […]
Black Metal Brunch 210 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MELECHESH, “REBIRTH OF THE NEMESIS” September 27th, 2009 at 10:57am Nocturno Cultowitz Tonights starts Yom Kippurs. I was gonna plays some Jewish […]
Black Metal Brunch 20 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “ENRICHED BY EVIL” September 20th, 2009 at 11:52am Nocturno Cultowitz This mornings we wakes up to a texts from our […]
Black Metal Brunch 200 BLACK METAL BRUNCH – CELESTE, “QUE DES YEUX VIDES ET SECHES” August 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Nocturno Cultowitz This mornings I wants tartines. Tartines with mustards. And crepes […]
