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Posts By: Nocturno Cultowitz

New Stuff 250
THE BLACK METAL PERSPECTIVE ON TRIVIUM’S “DUSK DISMANTLED”
June 29th, 2011 at 10:40am Nocturno Cultowitz

Axls calleds me earlys thees mornings. Havents spokens ins a […]


Black Metal Brunch 180
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: NAGLFAR, “THE PERPETUAL HORRORS”
August 15th, 2010 at 11:04am Nocturno Cultowitz

This mornings, Is wants tos eats somethings Is cannots pronounce. […]


Black Metal Brunch 250
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “MY FUNERAL”
July 25th, 2010 at 11:08am Nocturno Cultowitz

Emperors Magus Caligulas is leavings Darks Funerals. Bummers. This mornings, […]


Black Metal Brunch 160
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BRING BACK GLAM EDITION
July 18th, 2010 at 10:15am Nocturno Cultowitz

Axls ands Vince saids Is haves to dos this. Is […]


Black Metal Brunch 130
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: 1833 AD, “WHO WILL KILL THE EMPEROR”
July 11th, 2010 at 10:47am Nocturno Cultowitz

What dos Indians eats for brunchs? Is guess Is gonnas […]


Black Metal Bowel Movement 160
A PERFECT FATHER’S DAY ACTIVITY FOR BLACK METAL DADS
June 14th, 2010 at 10:00am Nocturno Cultowitz

Is was goings to saves this fors the Daddys Days […]


Black Metal Brunch 310
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION
May 9th, 2010 at 9:45am Nocturno Cultowitz

Lovings your mommies is tr00. Shes the ones whos taughts […]


Black Metal Brunch 60
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SIGH, “THE SUMMER FUNERAL”
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:48am Nocturno Cultowitz

Because thats wheres Is wills be todays insteads of enjoying […]


Black Metal Brunch 50
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: LITURGY, “BEYOND THE MAGIC FOREST”
April 11th, 2010 at 9:16am Nocturno Cultowitz

Ims goings tos puts hallucinogenics ins thes eggs this mornings. […]


Black Metal Brunch 190
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: BIG DUMB FACE, “DUKE LION”
April 4th, 2010 at 10:27am Nocturno Cultowitz

What? Is dids nots gets to plays Aprils Fools joke. […]


Black Metal Bowel Movement 140
PRAY IN 1349’S “ATOMIC CHAPEL”
March 16th, 2010 at 2:36pm Nocturno Cultowitz

If yous nevers seens 1349 in concerts, yous has nots […]


Black Metal Brunch 120
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: ANOREXIA NERVOSA, “MOTHER ANOREXIA”
March 14th, 2010 at 10:11am Nocturno Cultowitz

‘Cause the doctors says Is needs to gos ons a […]


Black Metal Brunch 130
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SUMMONING, “LAND OF THE DEAD”
February 28th, 2010 at 10:45am Nocturno Cultowitz

Todays Is am havings nots  yours traditional brunches, but Frühstück […]


Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 100
NOCTURNO CULTOWITZ’S BLACKENED ENDORSEMENT OF HEMOPTYSIS FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST
February 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm Nocturno Cultowitz

Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]


Black Metal Bowel Movement 30
“MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST!
February 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm Nocturno Cultowitz

It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains […]


Black Metal Brunch 50
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SPEKTR, “PHANTOM REALITY”
January 24th, 2010 at 10:35am Nocturno Cultowitz

I haves seens manys weirds things at brunches. I haves […]


Black Metal Brunch 180
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BLACK SATANS – “THE MUTILATION OF CHRIST”
November 15th, 2009 at 10:00am Nocturno Cultowitz

Todays I drink Minute Maid orange juices (from concentrates) with […]


Black Metal Brunch 210
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MELECHESH, “REBIRTH OF THE NEMESIS”
September 27th, 2009 at 10:57am Nocturno Cultowitz

Tonights starts Yom Kippurs. I was gonna plays some Jewish […]


Black Metal Brunch 20
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “ENRICHED BY EVIL”
September 20th, 2009 at 11:52am Nocturno Cultowitz

This mornings we wakes up to a texts from our […]


Black Metal Brunch 200
BLACK METAL BRUNCH – CELESTE, “QUE DES YEUX VIDES ET SECHES”
August 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Nocturno Cultowitz

This mornings I wants tartines. Tartines with mustards. And crepes […]


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