Even with farts, 66Samus sounds better than Lars Ulrich.

Another incredible display of musicianship from Animals As Leaders, but not their most memorable album.

“It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”

I slam in the back of my… grandma?

It’s ZEIT for you to redecorate your living room.

In remembrance of one of the greatest to ever do it.

“I mean, without me that stuff doesn’t sound exactly the same as that.”

Singer Hansi Kürsch also reminds us that Blind Guardian will have a new album out in September.

Tools first new video in 15 years for a song that hasn’t been new since 1992.

Their first original material in eight years.

Roll for charisma.

It’ll be the band’s first album in seven years.

If Dark Funeral are how the world ends, then we’re more than okay with that.

Unfortunate, but also not surprising considering the state of the two countries.

No word on when the record will drop, however.

Just how deep Ticketmaster’s pile of shit goes is mindblowing.

Your summer just got a lot more satanic.

Consider now if you would. a world where all Metallica shirts and tattoos are for Raven instead.

The first single from the new death metal outfit featuring current and former members of Rivers of Nihil, The Kennedy Veil and Equipoise

God, this album fucking rules.