\m/ 0 The Real Special Thank You January 14th, 2017 at 8:35am Shred Flanders “All that matters in life is laughter having a good time, metal, tits, music, cocaine, and a few other things.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 To Anyone Who Didn’t Have Fun Today January 14th, 2017 at 8:22am Shred Flanders Hello Metalsucks Readers. By now you should know that I’m […]
Poetry In Motion 0 I Wrote The Unforgiven II in a dream. January 14th, 2017 at 8:21am Shred Flanders “If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you”
Slave to the Grind 0 The Night I Met Nickelback January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am Shred Flanders “And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Never My Bro January 14th, 2017 at 8:15am Shred Flanders “Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans.”
Whoops 0 The Girl On The Bridge January 14th, 2017 at 8:13am Shred Flanders “It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.”
Poetry In Motion 0 Dinner with Kirk Hammett January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am Shred Flanders “I will always remember the night I met Kirk Hammett.”
Events 0 Just Us Clothes! January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am Shred Flanders “She busted a queef that would’ve calved glaciers.”
Cooking Contaminated 0 Battling M&M January 14th, 2017 at 8:11am Shred Flanders “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
Readers' Choice 0 An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am Shred Flanders “Now, back to the vomit…”
Art Attack 0 Baja With Dolphins January 14th, 2017 at 8:09am Shred Flanders “A long ways down the beach I came upon a dead dolphin.”
Breaking the Law 0 Welcome To The Party January 14th, 2017 at 8:08am Shred Flanders “Shit was crazy as hell.”
Art Attack 0 My Wife’s Christmas Gift January 14th, 2017 at 8:07am Shred Flanders “This year I got my wife a dildo in the mold of my very own penis.”
Black Collar Workers 0 My First Metallica Show January 14th, 2017 at 8:06am Shred Flanders “Me and my Bro’s don’t even head in until the 3rd song.”
Level Up 0 My Metallica Story January 14th, 2017 at 8:05am Shred Flanders ” I didn’t really like Metallica at first and I was hoping we could go back to the Jungle again with Axl and the crew.”
The Webernets 0 Paul Waggoner Destroys Troll January 14th, 2017 at 8:04am Shred Flanders The BTBAM message board was a very special place with no moderators and pictures of dicks everywhere.
Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am Shred Flanders “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am Shred Flanders “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am Shred Flanders “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
