Metal Merch 0 In Flames is Reissuing ‘Whoracle’ on Vinyl This August June 5th, 2025 at 5:02pm Hesher Keenan Get yourself some prime late 90s melodeath.
Metal Merch 0 Topps is Selling Linkin Park Trading Cards from Their UEFA Performance, If That’s Your Thing June 5th, 2025 at 3:24pm Hesher Keenan I wonder what that one ex-soccer star has to say about it…
Metal Merch 0 Missed Out on Those $130 ‘Ghildos’? Pig Destroyer’s Got Your Butthole Covered for Less May 2nd, 2025 at 4:12pm Hesher Keenan Gotta act fast if you want yours, though.
Metal Merch 0 Ghost Fans are Freaky Enough That a $130 Papa V Perpetua “Ghildo” Sold Out in Minutes May 2nd, 2025 at 2:36pm Hesher Keenan Go straight to horny jail.
Metal Merch 0 Finally Get Some Release with the Limited Edition and Remastered Version of Metallica’s ‘Load’ April 29th, 2025 at 10:33am Hesher Keenan You can hear the remastered version of “Until It Sleeps” right now.
Metal Merch 0 Korn’s Jonathan Davis Unveils ‘Freak On A Leash’ Line of Luxury Pet Collars, Clothes, and Toys April 23rd, 2025 at 4:21pm Hesher Keenan For your pets or your “pets.” I’m not gonna judge.
Metal Merch 0 Wipe Your Ass with Behemoth Using Their New Toilet Paper April 1st, 2025 at 3:01pm Hesher Keenan April Fools!
Metal Merch 0 Review: ‘Meshuggah’ Burger for the Band’s North American Tour March 28th, 2025 at 5:03pm Gretchen Piening Taste the djunt-djunt-djunt…
Metal Merch 0 Set Burners to Five Minutes on Low, Because There’s a Vinnie Paul Cookbook March 12th, 2025 at 3:09pm Hesher Keenan For when you want to Grill in a Hole and cook for some Regular People.
Metal Merch 0 GWAR Can’t Legally Sell Crack, So They’re Selling the Next Best Thing — Coffee March 6th, 2025 at 12:52pm Hesher Keenan Don’t be a bohab, get yours.
Metal Merch 0 Belushi Speed Ball is Changing the Metal Merch Game Again One Jar of Cat Bath Water at a Time February 28th, 2025 at 11:16am Hesher Keenan Just… maybe don’t drink the stuff…
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Coffee ‘Speedfreak’ Launching at Daytona Bike Week, Shot of Jack Not Included February 27th, 2025 at 3:06pm Hesher Keenan Don’t drink too much, or you’ll be Stone Dead Forever.
Metal Merch 0 Triple B Records Issues Warning Not to Trust AI Mindforce Merch Website February 21st, 2025 at 9:38am Haela Huntress This should have been obvious.
Metal Merch 0 With Poppy’s New T-Shirt, You Too Can Be Mistaken for Poppy February 6th, 2025 at 9:41am Haela Huntress We are all Poppy, apparently.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Buy GWAR’s Undead Elvis, But You Only If You’re Not a Broke Ass Bohab January 24th, 2025 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan It’s gonna cost you a pretty penny though.
Metal Merch 0 Ice Nine Kills Raise Over $100,000 for L.A. Wildfire Relief with Special Edition T-Shirt January 15th, 2025 at 9:48am Haela Huntress I don’t want the Ghost face Killer coming to my house in an emergency.
Metal Merch 0 Randy Blythe Warns That His Upcoming Book Won’t Be Appropriate for Children January 7th, 2025 at 1:09pm Haela Huntress His life isn’t exactly appropriate for children.
Metal Merch 0 Texas Brewery Launches Limp Bizkit Themed Beer Called Fred Thirst January 3rd, 2025 at 11:12am Haela Huntress It’s better than hot dog flavored water.
Metal Merch 0 Better Lovers to Auction Off One-Of-A-Kind Funko Pops of the Band for Charity December 12th, 2024 at 11:58am Haela Huntress It’s all for a very good cause.
Metal Merch 0 Sanguisugabogg Sparks Controversy with Post and T-Shirt Supporting Luigi Mangione December 12th, 2024 at 10:23am Haela Huntress This shirt is sick.
