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You Can Buy GWAR’s Undead Elvis, But You Only If You’re Not a Broke Ass Bohab
January 24th, 2025 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan

It’s gonna cost you a pretty penny though.


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Ice Nine Kills Raise Over $100,000 for L.A. Wildfire Relief with Special Edition T-Shirt
January 15th, 2025 at 9:48am Haela Huntress

I don’t want the Ghost face Killer coming to my house in an emergency.


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Randy Blythe Warns That His Upcoming Book Won’t Be Appropriate for Children
January 7th, 2025 at 1:09pm Haela Huntress

His life isn’t exactly appropriate for children.


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Texas Brewery Launches Limp Bizkit Themed Beer Called Fred Thirst
January 3rd, 2025 at 11:12am Haela Huntress

It’s better than hot dog flavored water.


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Better Lovers to Auction Off One-Of-A-Kind Funko Pops of the Band for Charity
December 12th, 2024 at 11:58am Haela Huntress

It’s all for a very good cause.


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Sanguisugabogg Sparks Controversy with Post and T-Shirt Supporting Luigi Mangione
December 12th, 2024 at 10:23am Haela Huntress

This shirt is sick.


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You Can Color in Rob Zombie and Even Play Dress Up With Him With His Official Coloring Book
December 10th, 2024 at 10:30am Haela Huntress

Prepare to rock like you’re in second grade!


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Liquid Death Launches the “Pit Diaper” So You Don’t Have to Leave the Pit to Piss
December 6th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress

It’s endorsed by Ben Koller, for some reason.


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MetalSucks’ Ultimate 2024 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads
December 2nd, 2024 at 3:54pm MetalSucks

There’s tons to get this holiday season!


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Get 20% Off Everything in Our Webstore This Weekend
November 22nd, 2024 at 1:20pm MetalSucks

Get some cool shit on sale now!


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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Support Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting
November 19th, 2024 at 9:21am Haela Huntress

What kind of sick person would kill an innocent animal and then laugh about it. Oh wait…


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Scott Ian Has an Action Figure Coming Out to Remind You He Once Had Hair and a Razor
November 15th, 2024 at 3:09pm Hesher Keenan

Dude looks like Disney’s Tarzan.


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Don’t Miss Your Chance to Get Your Hands on This Ultra Exclusive In Flames T-Shirt Design
November 12th, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan

Only we’ve got the hook up.


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Belushi Speed Ball’s Selling a Sh*tty Clap Back at Green Day’s Dookie Stunt
November 6th, 2024 at 1:50pm Hesher Keenan

It’s exactly what you think it is.


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Deftones Release Second Beer This Week, But This One is Non-Alcoholic
November 1st, 2024 at 1:11pm Haela Huntress

It’s called Tone Zero.


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Deftones Release Yet Another Beer in Honor of Dia De Los Deftones
October 29th, 2024 at 10:38am Haela Huntress

They’ve put out a lot of these.


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Even Metallica’s Expensive as Hell Pinball Machines are Subject to Remasters
October 16th, 2024 at 3:08pm Hesher Keenan

“Obey your pinball master…” Ugh…


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Belushi Speed Ball React to Being ‘Ripped Off’ by Green Day: “Is This How Municipal Waste Feels?!”
October 16th, 2024 at 2:22pm Hesher Keenan

The indignity of it all, really…


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The Most Expensive Cassette Tape Ever Sold on Discogs is an Old Deftones Demo
October 16th, 2024 at 9:38am Haela Huntress

It sold for a serious chunk of change in the house of flies.


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Now You Too Can Pay $250 for a Special Edition of Tool’s Undertow
September 27th, 2024 at 3:41pm Hesher Keenan

You might not be sober if you buy this bad boy.


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