Metal Merch 0 GWAR Can’t Legally Sell Crack, So They’re Selling the Next Best Thing — Coffee March 6th, 2025 at 12:52pm Hesher Keenan Don’t be a bohab, get yours.
Metal Merch 0 Belushi Speed Ball is Changing the Metal Merch Game Again One Jar of Cat Bath Water at a Time February 28th, 2025 at 11:16am Hesher Keenan Just… maybe don’t drink the stuff…
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Coffee ‘Speedfreak’ Launching at Daytona Bike Week, Shot of Jack Not Included February 27th, 2025 at 3:06pm Hesher Keenan Don’t drink too much, or you’ll be Stone Dead Forever.
Metal Merch 0 Triple B Records Issues Warning Not to Trust AI Mindforce Merch Website February 21st, 2025 at 9:38am Haela Huntress This should have been obvious.
Metal Merch 0 With Poppy’s New T-Shirt, You Too Can Be Mistaken for Poppy February 6th, 2025 at 9:41am Haela Huntress We are all Poppy, apparently.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Buy GWAR’s Undead Elvis, But You Only If You’re Not a Broke Ass Bohab January 24th, 2025 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan It’s gonna cost you a pretty penny though.
Metal Merch 0 Ice Nine Kills Raise Over $100,000 for L.A. Wildfire Relief with Special Edition T-Shirt January 15th, 2025 at 9:48am Haela Huntress I don’t want the Ghost face Killer coming to my house in an emergency.
Metal Merch 0 Randy Blythe Warns That His Upcoming Book Won’t Be Appropriate for Children January 7th, 2025 at 1:09pm Haela Huntress His life isn’t exactly appropriate for children.
Metal Merch 0 Texas Brewery Launches Limp Bizkit Themed Beer Called Fred Thirst January 3rd, 2025 at 11:12am Haela Huntress It’s better than hot dog flavored water.
Metal Merch 0 Better Lovers to Auction Off One-Of-A-Kind Funko Pops of the Band for Charity December 12th, 2024 at 11:58am Haela Huntress It’s all for a very good cause.
Metal Merch 0 Sanguisugabogg Sparks Controversy with Post and T-Shirt Supporting Luigi Mangione December 12th, 2024 at 10:23am Haela Huntress This shirt is sick.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Color in Rob Zombie and Even Play Dress Up With Him With His Official Coloring Book December 10th, 2024 at 10:30am Haela Huntress Prepare to rock like you’re in second grade!
Metal Merch 0 Liquid Death Launches the “Pit Diaper” So You Don’t Have to Leave the Pit to Piss December 6th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress It’s endorsed by Ben Koller, for some reason.
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ Ultimate 2024 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads December 2nd, 2024 at 3:54pm MetalSucks There’s tons to get this holiday season!
Metal Merch 0 Get 20% Off Everything in Our Webstore This Weekend November 22nd, 2024 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Get some cool shit on sale now!
Metal Merch 0 Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Support Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting November 19th, 2024 at 9:21am Haela Huntress What kind of sick person would kill an innocent animal and then laugh about it. Oh wait…
Metal Merch 0 Scott Ian Has an Action Figure Coming Out to Remind You He Once Had Hair and a Razor November 15th, 2024 at 3:09pm Hesher Keenan Dude looks like Disney’s Tarzan.
Metal Merch 0 Don’t Miss Your Chance to Get Your Hands on This Ultra Exclusive In Flames T-Shirt Design November 12th, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan Only we’ve got the hook up.
Metal Merch 0 Belushi Speed Ball’s Selling a Sh*tty Clap Back at Green Day’s Dookie Stunt November 6th, 2024 at 1:50pm Hesher Keenan It’s exactly what you think it is.
Metal Merch 0 Deftones Release Second Beer This Week, But This One is Non-Alcoholic November 1st, 2024 at 1:11pm Haela Huntress It’s called Tone Zero.
