Satanic Science 0 AI Reviews Master of Puppets and Now I’m Brushing Up on My Burger Flipping Skills December 14th, 2022 at 3:31pm Hesher Keenan Well shit.
Satanic Science 0 A New Study Suggests You’re Really Developing Those Sick Sweep Picking Skills to Impress Your Bros October 4th, 2022 at 9:57am Hesher Keenan Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Satanic Science 0 Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Teaches You His Signature Bandana Headband Fold May 22nd, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus Okay, we are genuinely interested.
Satanic Science 0 NASA’s Audio Recording of a Black Hole Will Creep You the F*** Out May 6th, 2022 at 12:31pm Emperor Rhombus Like a chorus of ghosts trying to break into our world.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows AC/DC Makes Surgeons Faster and More Precise — As Long As It’s Played Loud April 13th, 2022 at 8:46am Emperor Rhombus They may find a Becks bottle cap in your next X-ray, though.
Satanic Science 0 New Data Study Shows Who Should’ve Won This Year’s Bulls*** Metal Grammy April 6th, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus The study used combined streams, playlist inclusions, and Shazam searches.
Satanic Science 0 Man With ALS Uses Brain Implant to Request Tool March 24th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus You can’t stop progress.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows 62% of Heavy Metal Fans Can’t Separate Art from Artist March 8th, 2022 at 2:50pm Phil Boozeman The age old question: Can you separate the art from the artist?
Satanic Science 0 469-Million-Year-Old Fossil Named After Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi October 9th, 2021 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein Drepanoistodus Iommii!
Satanic Science 0 190-Million-Year-Old Fossils Named After Gojira September 15th, 2021 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein Some very metal paleontologists recently unearthed the fossils.
Satanic Science 0 Study Shows Listening to Metal Reduces Anxiety, Blood Pressure and Heart Rate February 11th, 2021 at 1:53pm Vince Neilstein What we metalheads have known all along: metal helps reduce stress!
Satanic Science 0 The Ocean Have Had a Fossil Named After Them September 21st, 2020 at 1:25pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Ophiacantha oceani’, a new brittle star fossil, was named after the band to celebrate their palaeontology-inspired music.
Metal in the Media 0 Today in Metallica: Jason Momoa Reacts to S&M², New Snake Species Named in James Hetfield’s Honor August 28th, 2020 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg Momoa and the massive viper appear to be equally lethal.
Satanic Science 0 New Crab Species Named in Honor of Nightwish July 11th, 2020 at 12:10pm MetalSucks Meet Tanidromites nightwishorum.
Satanic Science 0 SpaceX Astronaut Crew Used Black Sabbath as Their Morning Alarm June 1st, 2020 at 10:04am Vince Neilstein They also listened to AC/DC to hype themselves up on the way to the launchpad.
Satanic Science 0 Study: Metal Fans Are the Most Likely to Have a Sex in a Car February 28th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg “Ain’t got money, ain’t got no gas, but we’ll get where we’re goin’ if we swing real fast!”
Satanic Science 0 Newly Discovered Deep-Sea Crustacean Named in Honor of Metallica February 27th, 2020 at 4:41pm Axl Rosenberg Meet Macrostylis metallicola, a half-inch-long crustacean that lives 2.5 miles below the surface of the ocean.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.
Satanic Science 0 Shocking New Study Reveals That Many Metal Fans Like Drugs and Alcohol December 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg A new study by the website drugabuse.com claims a lot of us are getting fucked up at shows.
