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Satanic Science


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AI Reviews Master of Puppets and Now I’m Brushing Up on My Burger Flipping Skills
December 14th, 2022 at 3:31pm Hesher Keenan

Well shit.


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A New Study Suggests You’re Really Developing Those Sick Sweep Picking Skills to Impress Your Bros
October 4th, 2022 at 9:57am Hesher Keenan

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


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Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Teaches You His Signature Bandana Headband Fold
May 22nd, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus

Okay, we are genuinely interested.


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NASA’s Audio Recording of a Black Hole Will Creep You the F*** Out
May 6th, 2022 at 12:31pm Emperor Rhombus

Like a chorus of ghosts trying to break into our world.


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New Study Shows AC/DC Makes Surgeons Faster and More Precise — As Long As It’s Played Loud
April 13th, 2022 at 8:46am Emperor Rhombus

They may find a Becks bottle cap in your next X-ray, though.


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New Data Study Shows Who Should’ve Won This Year’s Bulls*** Metal Grammy
April 6th, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus

The study used combined streams, playlist inclusions, and Shazam searches.


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Man With ALS Uses Brain Implant to Request Tool
March 24th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus

You can’t stop progress.


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New Study Shows 62% of Heavy Metal Fans Can’t Separate Art from Artist
March 8th, 2022 at 2:50pm Phil Boozeman

The age old question: Can you separate the art from the artist?


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469-Million-Year-Old Fossil Named After Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi
October 9th, 2021 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein

Drepanoistodus Iommii!


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190-Million-Year-Old Fossils Named After Gojira
September 15th, 2021 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein

Some very metal paleontologists recently unearthed the fossils.


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Study Shows Listening to Metal Reduces Anxiety, Blood Pressure and Heart Rate
February 11th, 2021 at 1:53pm Vince Neilstein

What we metalheads have known all along: metal helps reduce stress!


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The Ocean Have Had a Fossil Named After Them
September 21st, 2020 at 1:25pm Axl Rosenberg

‘Ophiacantha oceani’, a new brittle star fossil, was named after the band to celebrate their palaeontology-inspired music.


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Today in Metallica: Jason Momoa Reacts to S&M², New Snake Species Named in James Hetfield’s Honor
August 28th, 2020 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg

Momoa and the massive viper appear to be equally lethal.


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New Crab Species Named in Honor of Nightwish
July 11th, 2020 at 12:10pm MetalSucks

Meet Tanidromites nightwishorum.


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SpaceX Astronaut Crew Used Black Sabbath as Their Morning Alarm
June 1st, 2020 at 10:04am Vince Neilstein

They also listened to AC/DC to hype themselves up on the way to the launchpad.


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Study: Metal Fans Are the Most Likely to Have a Sex in a Car
February 28th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg

“Ain’t got money, ain’t got no gas,
but we’ll get where we’re goin’ if we swing real fast!”


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Newly Discovered Deep-Sea Crustacean Named in Honor of Metallica
February 27th, 2020 at 4:41pm Axl Rosenberg

Meet Macrostylis metallicola, a half-inch-long crustacean that lives 2.5 miles below the surface of the ocean.


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New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal
November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg

The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.


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New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving
May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg

Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.


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Shocking New Study Reveals That Many Metal Fans Like Drugs and Alcohol
December 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg

A new study by the website drugabuse.com claims a lot of us are getting fucked up at shows.


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