Satanic Science 0 190-Million-Year-Old Fossils Named After Gojira September 15th, 2021 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein Some very metal paleontologists recently unearthed the fossils.
Satanic Science 0 Study Shows Listening to Metal Reduces Anxiety, Blood Pressure and Heart Rate February 11th, 2021 at 1:53pm Vince Neilstein What we metalheads have known all along: metal helps reduce stress!
Satanic Science 0 The Ocean Have Had a Fossil Named After Them September 21st, 2020 at 1:25pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Ophiacantha oceani’, a new brittle star fossil, was named after the band to celebrate their palaeontology-inspired music.
Metal in the Media 0 Today in Metallica: Jason Momoa Reacts to S&M², New Snake Species Named in James Hetfield’s Honor August 28th, 2020 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg Momoa and the massive viper appear to be equally lethal.
Satanic Science 0 New Crab Species Named in Honor of Nightwish July 11th, 2020 at 12:10pm MetalSucks Meet Tanidromites nightwishorum.
Satanic Science 0 SpaceX Astronaut Crew Used Black Sabbath as Their Morning Alarm June 1st, 2020 at 10:04am Vince Neilstein They also listened to AC/DC to hype themselves up on the way to the launchpad.
Satanic Science 0 Study: Metal Fans Are the Most Likely to Have a Sex in a Car February 28th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg “Ain’t got money, ain’t got no gas, but we’ll get where we’re goin’ if we swing real fast!”
Satanic Science 0 Newly Discovered Deep-Sea Crustacean Named in Honor of Metallica February 27th, 2020 at 4:41pm Axl Rosenberg Meet Macrostylis metallicola, a half-inch-long crustacean that lives 2.5 miles below the surface of the ocean.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.
Satanic Science 0 Shocking New Study Reveals That Many Metal Fans Like Drugs and Alcohol December 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg A new study by the website drugabuse.com claims a lot of us are getting fucked up at shows.
