Cinemetal 0 Dave “‘Murica” Mustaine Records U.S. National Anthem for Conservative Documentary May 30th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg This oughta clear up any misconceptions about the Megadeth mainman’s political leanings.
Cinemetal 0 This Neil Young Cover by Dave Mustaine’s Daughter and the Dude from Stryper Makes Me Wanna Punch Everyone May 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine’s Pants Are Burning March 26th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mustaine claims he never said the things we have audio of him saying.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Korn’s Jonathan Davis Joins the Dave Mustaine/Ted Nugent Conservative Nutcase Alliance February 19th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SMERSH.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is So Misunderstood January 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman doesn’t wanna talk politics anymore because “so many people misinterpret what I say.”
Megadick 0 What Does a Loon Like Dave Mustaine Consider to be “Crazy”??? August 27th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This oughta be good.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine’s Daughter Cheers Up Wounded Soldiers with Song About Dying August 21st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So many questions.
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted Cover Metallica Song One of them Actually Wrote August 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you dig this? Well then, congratulations of having gray pubic hair!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Will Never Crawl Out from Beneath Metallica’s Shadow August 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is both funny and sad.
Megadick 0 Speaking of David Draiman: He Recently Helped Megadeth Debut The Inspirational Kitchen Magnet Song Live July 17th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is there an equivalent of a vasectomy for vocal chords?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9-12: Megadeth Vs. All That Remains, Limp Bizkit Vs. Dope, In Flames Vs. Cryptopsy, Asking Alexandria Vs. Abigail Williams July 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The theme of today’s match-ups: “Whoever wins, we all lose!!!”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Vic Rattlehead Resigns as Megadeth’s Mascot June 10th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “It’s a damned shame!” tweets Anthrax’s Not Man.
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine Spends HOW Much on Conditioner?!?! May 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only his stylist knows for sure.
New Stuff 0 “Kingmaker”: New Megadeth Song is Better Than “Super Collider” May 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow, that was a really hard bar to bunny hop over!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine and Kenny G. Are In Love May 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proof that Jews and Goyim can get along!
New Stuff 0 The Title Track From Megadeth’s Super Collider is F*cking Garbage April 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This sounds like it should have been on Risk.
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Tom Araya to Sit Out Slayer’s Summer Tour, Leaving Kerry King as Sole Original Member; Jason Newsted Announced as Temporary Replacement April 1st, 2013 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King finally just goes ahead and pulls an Axl Rose.
Megadick 0 This Time Mustaine Has Gone Too Far April 1st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg David Draiman to help ruin new Megadeth album.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is NOT Descended from Monkeys, Y’All March 27th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Short version of what he said: “Creationism is where it’s at, brah. Science is fun and I love all the little gadgets scientists use, though!”